Patient to the doctor
Patient to the doctor, 'Whenever i drink coffee, i have this sharp, excruciating pain.''Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking,'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 742 views
Similar Jokes
Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai
Jab meri Biwi Bolti hai to mujhe Kuch Sunai nahi
deta
Dr: Ye Bimari nahi hai Aalah ki Maherbani hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Raat k 3 baje Phone Aya:
Hello! Yahan Simran MEHFOOZ
Rehti h kya?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy : Abe Saale Raat k 3 baje agar
simRAN Mere Paas hoti to
MEHFOOZ Rehti kya ??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
FARAAZ
Najanay logoon ko ‘PPP’ Ko Vote Dainay Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya…….????
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Beta -Kya pari aakash me udti hai? Ma- Ha
Beta - To apni kamvali Q nahi Udti?
Ma- Wo Pari Nahi Hai.
Beta - Per papa to use pari kahte hai.
Ma - kal suha ud jaygi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
man:what is it u r reading?
sardar:i’m reading book on blood. man:y?
sardar:bcoz doctor told me tomorrow 4 me blood test.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh
ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko
kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat
jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh
sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi
tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi
kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 ullu ped par ulte tange the
.
.
.
.
acchanak unme se 1 sidha khada ho jata hai
.
.
.
1st ullu - kya hua?
2nd ullu - kuch nahi chakkar aa gaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo
Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,
Police:
Wo Mar Gai Kia?
Sardar:
Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I m not at home, so plz send me a load 30 rupes, or share me waiting plz yar
.
/
.
/
.
.
Agr es tarah k koi msg kre to samj lo k jhoot bool raha hea.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic." "Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)