Pathanon se poch lo

Tum chand se khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo,
Tum phoolon se khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo,
Tum Aishwariya se bhi KhoobSoorat ho,

Pathanon se poch lo.{P)}

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 886 views
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