Rajiv Gandhi narak me baitha

Rajiv Gandhi narak me baitha tha achanak hans diya.....!
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Indira gandhi- Kyo hase?
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Rajiv- Sonia se shaadi maine ki..
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Par BHUGAT MANMOHAN SINGH RHA HAI..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 718 views
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