Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya.
Logo Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha.

Arey Tum To Bade Sidhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Santa Ko Maar Maar Ke Kyu Zakhmi Kiya”

Sher Gusse Se Bola: “Arey Sale Ne Dimag Kharab Kar Rakha Tha, Kitni Der Se Bole Jaa Raha Tha, Itni Badi Billi – Itni Badi Billi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views

Mazak na karo

Father:beta es bar exam me 90% marks lena.
Beta:90% nai 100% lon ga.
Father:mazak na karo
beta:pehly kis ne shoro kia hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Student

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Sir! Ammi abbu lar rahay tay eslie
Teacher: Ammi Abbu lar rahy tay tu tum kion late aye??
Student: Maira 1 joota ammi ke pas tha owr 1 abbu ke pas

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Love is possible after friendship

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Hum Ne Pechli Jumah Ki Namaz

1st Pathan.Yar Kya Tum Ko Yad Hy K

Hum Ne Pechli Jumah Ki Namaz Kis Din Parhi Thi?

2nd Pathan: Yar Mujhe Sahi Tarh Se Yad Nahi

Mere Khayal Se Itwar Ka Din Tha..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher Asked Pappu

Teacher Asked Pappu: Jab Larki Ki Age 18 Saal Se Uper Ho Jaye To Usay Kis Cheez Ki Zarurat Hoti Hai? Pappu: Shanakhti Card(N.I.C) Ki. Ap B Apni Zehniyat Pappu Ki Tarah Saaf Rakhen.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)