Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne
Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya.
Logo Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha.
Arey Tum To Bade Sidhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Santa Ko Maar Maar Ke Kyu Zakhmi Kiya”
Sher Gusse Se Bola: “Arey Sale Ne Dimag Kharab Kar Rakha Tha, Kitni Der Se Bole Jaa Raha Tha, Itni Badi Billi – Itni Badi Billi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1048 views
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