filmon ke hero
Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya,
"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"
Hero bolya,
"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1005 views
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