Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 822 views

Kal Raat Chand

BOYFRIEND to its GIRL FRIEND

"Kal Raat
Chand Bilkul
Aap Jaisa Tha,
Meri Jaan.. Bilkul..

Wohi khubsurti,
wohi noor,
wohi Guroor,"

Girfriend:lakin kal to amavasaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

THE BAT PET

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

i-Phone... Konsi Company ka?

Boy: Hey, I bought a New i-Phone 5s

Girl: WOW!!
Konsi Company ka Hai??

Boy: Ja Behan Tu Ghar Ja,
Reebok ka Hai..:-D

by lescol (few years ago!)

Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt

Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi

Kyun K
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?Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar
K Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Hon Gay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay…
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)