Tumhe pata hai Mere papa
Santa: Tumhe pata hai Mere papa ek ungli se 8logo Ko Utha sakte hai
Banta:wow! Wo kaise?
santa: Qki Mere papa Lift Operator hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views
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