Santa Always Came First

Banta Asked To Santa.

Banta: “When You Kiss Your Wife?”

Santa: “I Kiss My Wife Before I Go To Office Every Day And You?”

Banta: “I Kiss Your Wife After You Go To Office Everyday”?

Santa: “Ha Ha Ha, I Am First“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 594 views
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