Poltri Farm Malik
Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha AGAR TUM SAB NE 2, 2 ANDAY NA DIYE To TUM sub KO kat DONGA…
agli subah sAb ne 2, 2 andy diye,
magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…
Malik: TUM NE 1 KY0N DIYA?
us ny kaha: JANAB YE B APK DAR Ki WAJA SE DIYA HAY,
warna me to MURGHA hoñ….:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 986 views

Silence Of A Friend In Exam

Thousand Words Of A Teacher Do Not Hurt,

But The Silence Of A Friend In The
Examination Hall Brings
Tears Into The Eyes... ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bivi: aaj mere tann-mann me aag

Bivi: aaj mere tann-mann me aag laga do.

Shohar ne petrol daal k aag laga di.

Moral: jazbaat ka izhaar aasan alfaz mein kren.
Shukriya Rescue 1122

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Medical Prescription

Santa`s father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.

Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.

Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa.

His father said, "Read that label. That`s why!"

Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Your daughter

Neighbor: I noticed that your daughter is mostly in
the kitchen.
Probably she loves cooking so many varieties.
Her little brother instantly replied: NO, actually
our telephone connection is in the kitchen.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Larki Se Pyar Kerta

Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)