Baap:
Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena, warna wo jo aagay 4 Aadmi ja rahay hain, 8 nazar aaen ge,
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Beta: "Magar Abbu! wo to 2 Aadmi hain!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views

Namasty g.

Caller:namastay g liit kab aae gi?

Wapda wala:janab namaste kiun kaha?

Caller:ap par salamti bhejna pore pakistan walun se ghadri hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Political Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

"Isn`t it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window as though he hadn`t hear the question.

"Isn`t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife2judge

Wife :mujhe is se aur kuch nai lena bas ye mujhe us haal me chor de jis haal me isko main mili thi.
Judge:tum kis hal me is ko mili thi
wife:bewah

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Jahan khawab wahan hbl

Sardar ko khawab me kisi ne qatal kardia

subah sardar ne apna hbl ka acconut band kara dia. Q k jahan khawab wahan hpl aur hbl khawabun ko tabeer me badal sakta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Aqalmand k liye ishara

santa fouj me bharti hua....
2 Din bad jung shru ho gaiii.....
santa ki topi per goli lagi....
santa ne hathyaar phenk diye
aur chup kar bola .. " Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi
hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)