Baap: Beta! zindgi main kabhi
Baap:
Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena, warna wo jo aagay 4 Aadmi ja rahay hain, 8 nazar aaen ge,
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Beta: "Magar Abbu! wo to 2 Aadmi hain!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 832 views
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Ek Din Santa Apni Patni Ko Kehta Hai.
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Kuchh Din Bad
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Police ne aik sharabi ko pakra.
Phir aik Gadhay ke agay Pani or sharab ki Baalti rakhi.
Gadha Pani Pi gaya.
... Sharab ko nahi piya
Police Ne Sharabi se poocha:
Tu ne is se kia seekha?
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Sharabi:
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Jo sharab nahi peeta
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wo Gadha hota hai..
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Pathan: r Dil?
Qasai:Wo bakri legai
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Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p
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Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut
dur le gayi aur boli jo chahiye le lo ,
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