Raping a girl
Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,
Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja
sakti,
Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,
Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum
bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1513 views
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