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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho …

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 603 views
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