Husband- Ek writer ne likha

Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki
"Pati ko bhi ghar ke maamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye.."

Wife-Woh bechara bhi dekho likh hi paya,Bol Nahi Saka...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 855 views
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