Husband- Ek writer ne likha
Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki
"Pati ko bhi ghar ke maamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye.."
Wife-Woh bechara bhi dekho likh hi paya,Bol Nahi Saka...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 922 views
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Pehle dost ne use paise de diye
2nd bola thank u, bada jaldi pahucha diya..
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Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?
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Kid:
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