Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.

Thodi der bad

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1020 views

Bill Gates: Hamare country mein

Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log aaj-kal email se shaadi karte hain.

Funniest Laloo Yadav: Bill Sahib Ji, hamare Bihar mein to sirf female se hi shaadi karte hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cinema poster

1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise
gur rahe ho?
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shairyy

Khud ko kar kanjos itna k

msg karne pe compny wale cal kar k pochen k o bhai such me send karna hai ya sending failed kar den.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

pathan to girl friend

1 Pathan ne Apni Girl Friend ko Kiss kiya or bura sa mun bna k ek side thok diya.



OR kaha


Tum ne amara Naswar ka Maza he kharab kr dia...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Complaining about temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant. First, he asked that the air
conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,
then he asked it be turned down cause he was too
cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he
walked back and forth and never once got angry.
So finally, a second customer asked him why he
didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter
with a smile. "We don't even have an air
conditioner."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)