Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 830 views

Gabbar: ye hath mujhe de de

Gabbar: ye hath mujhe de de thakur!

Thakur: lele, mere hath lele

basanti ke bhi lele,

jay or veeru ke bhi lele,

ramu kaka ke bhi lele,

Octopus banja kaminay.!

Gabbar: sory yaar,

tu to emotional hogaya! :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe


Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan Ki 2 Biwian Lar Pari

Pathan Ki 2 Biwian Lar Pari

Ik Boli: Aj Sunday Hy.

Dosri Boli: Nahi Aj Monday Hy.

PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola :
Hum Kya Pagal Hai
Jo Jumaa Parh Ke Aya Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The drugs are wearing off!"

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!". Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Dil Ka Operation

Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai.
Boy: pata haiGirl: I love u

Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse.

Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya To sirf uska baap khara tha.

Girl: wo kahan hai ?
Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil
kisne dia ?

Girl: what ? Or zor zor se r0ne lagi.
Father: mazak kar raha hun
Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)