Ek Pathan SCHEME

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,

Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.


Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?


Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai "Try Again.

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