As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision

VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"

"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation

Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill

While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1007 views

Aik admi dosre se: bhia ye larki kia hoti hai?

aik admi dosre se: bhia ye larki kia hoti hai?






dosra:" pata nahi yar main to khud peshawar main rahta haon".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Roza Is Touching To Me

1 Pathan Doosray Pathan Se: Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hai."
ki English Kya Hogi?



2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hai:

"The Roza Is Touching To Me."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Motorway police

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

( -_-)

by Hina Tariq (few years ago!)

Sardar makes call to airport

Sardar makes call to airport and inquires: How long is journey from Ludhiana to America.

Receptionist replies: 1 second sir.

Sardar disconnects the call and say: Stupid girl is drunk

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pani o Bijli ke ke wazir Nokar

Pani o Bijli ke ke wazir Nokar ko daante hoye.

Wazir: Tumjhe jis kaam ke lye behja jata hai, teen ghante se pehle wapis nahi ate, Tumhara masla kya hai?

Nokar: Sir, Main to aap ke hukam ka gulam hoon, aap he ne farmaya tha, ke Bijli ki tarha kam kya karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)