Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

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