Nark me kuch log party mana rahe the
Nark me kuch log party mana rahe the
BHAGWAAN : Ye log nark me bhi party mana rahe
hain...
YAMRAAJ: .. <>BATHINDA<> wale hain..kahi bhi
Enjoy kar lete hain
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