Social Work
Pathan: Yaar Mujhe logon Ne Social
Work Kerne Per ßOht Maara..
dost: SociaL Work?
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Pathan: Haan
Mein Ne Qaßristan k Gate Pr
WeLcome Ka Board Lga dia Tha
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