AWWWW
BF : baby ONE minute widout u is
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GF : Awwwwwwww.... ? ?
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BF : 60 secs yaar... harrr baat mein
kya AWWWW ? :D xD
by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!) / 543 views
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