Baap : Sharab, Cigarette,

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan

Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman
Hain..
.
.
Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano
Se Dur Bhaage
.
Wo Mard Nahi Hota papa...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 923 views
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