Baap : Sharab, Cigarette,

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan

Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman
Hain..
.
.
Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano
Se Dur Bhaage
.
Wo Mard Nahi Hota papa...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1373 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Egyptian mummy

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Paper Was Tough!

Dad:
Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?

Son:
Paper Was Tough!

Dad:
Widout Going, How Did U Know?

Son:

Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-)

by sana (few years ago!)
Main tmare lia asman se taray

Boy: main tmare lia asman se taray tor k la skta hu

girl: ye to aam bat hay. Agr scha lv krte ho to utility store se cheeni la k dikhao :-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar teacher nai exam

Sardar teacher nai exam ke liye Question. Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye ..Question. thy :-

1. China kis Desh me hai ?

... 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kaun Dafan hai ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
aik gareeb larke ki shadi

1 Garib Ladke ki shadi ho rahi thi
Pandit- Kaho mai apna sab kuch
apni Biwi ko deta hu..
.
.
.
.
Piche se awaz aayi-
"Lo bhai,
Bechare ki cycle bhi Gyi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Photographer studio me

Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey sy:

Mari taraf dekho beta

is camera se kabutar nikly ga.

Bacha:

Focus adjust kar

Jaahilon wali baat mat kar

Portrait Mode Use kar

Micro k sath

High Resolution me pic aani chahiay

Facebook pe upload karni hy

wrna paise nhi milen ge.

SAALA...

"kabutar nikale ga.."

Tere bap ne kbutar dala tha is me Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dua manzoor ho gai

1 gadda ro ro k dua kar raha tha k mujhe parhna likhna aa jae
wo lamha qaboliyat ka tha ;-
us ki dua qabool howi

aur

ab masha Allah wo ye parh raha hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Some idiots say

S0me idi0t say:
"Behind every succesful b0y there is a girl"
but n0b0dy knows the fact that:
"Girls ch0ose only succesful b0ys"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher- Draw diagram of bacteria

Teacher- Draw diagram of bacteria
Papu-here it is sir,Teacher-where?
I cant c it

Papu-sir u cannot c bacteria Widout a microscope

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bodygaurd dekhne se hume

Bodygaurd dekhne se hume kya sikh milti hai.?
.
.
.
.
... .
.
apke frnd kitne b close kyo naa ho,
use apne girlfriend/ boyfriend se nahi milwana
chahiye!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Galti ho gayi..

1 sardar apne bhai ko mar ra..

Hik sardar ek ladki de naal ..

1 Pathan Ki Cycle Chori Hogai

Girl's Wish For Life Partner

“JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA”

Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi

dost ki kabar

Ek Pathaan Tableeghi Jamaat ..

England Mother

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook