Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy
Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy
Papa:Hum Aaj Hi A/C Lagwa Ly Gay
Paindu Bacha: Abba Aj Bari Garmi Ay
Abba: Ja Kanjra Tind Karwa K Aa Tenu Hosh Aaway
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