Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 949 views
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