Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd

Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd-
Yu mat khinch tu mujhe apni taraf sanam







Branded T-shirt hai
Phat gyi toh bahut pitegi
Maa kasam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 642 views
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