Qayamat Ki 10 Nishaniyan

1. Zardari imaandari krega

2. Altaf Karachi aiga

3. Musharraf pe muqadma chalega

4. Shireen Rehman perda kregi

5. Chodhry Shujaat ko bolna aiga

6. Sheikh Rasheed ki shaadi ho jaigi

7. Bilawal ko Pakistani siyasat aa jaigi

8. Pooreh mulk main Eid aik hi din main manai jaigi

9. Nawaz Shareef sach bolney lagega

10. Moulana Fazal-Ur-Rehman briefcase nahi lega..

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