Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.


Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 602 views

Meri Patni 9 Ghante Se Khamosh Hai

Raman: Meri Patni 9 Ghante Se Khamosh Hai
Dr: To Mere Paas Kyo Aaye Ho, World Record Walo Ke Paas Jao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.

Kharcha karo to bole ‘Darling,how ru?’

Na karo to bole ‘Brother,who ru?’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara

Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.

Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.

Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Highlands

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a
deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bad temper

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such
a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with
people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)