1 sardar ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia

1 sardar ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia
i love u

sardar gusse me beti se bola:
jis ne sms kia he usay me dekh lunga filhaal tum us ka sms usay wapas bhejdo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 850 views
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