Sardar ki phansi
Police :tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi pe latkaya jae ga.
Sardar:ha ha ha ha
police:kiun hans rahe ho?
Sardar:me to subah 8 baje uthta hun
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 591 views
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