Pathan bht pareshan tha k hr joke main
Pathan bht pareshan tha k hr joke main mera hi zikr kyoun hota hai.
us ne apni b.v se kaha:
“koi aisi baat kro jis ma main involve na hon”
b.v : “i m pregnant”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 868 views
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