Mother(angrily): If you fail now
Mother(angrily): If you fail now then you must not say me mother.
After result
Mother: What was the result?
Son: Sorry sweet, You have lost the right to be called mother.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 951 views
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Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, is pakshi ke pair
dekho aur iska naam batao.
Bachche ne kaha, pata nahin.
Teacher ne kaha, Tum fail ho
gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
Bachche ne kaha Mere pair dekho aur naam batao
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Arz Kiya Hai .....
KHUDA Kare Kisi Ko JUDAAI N'a Mile .....
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Wah Wah ......
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KHUDA Kare Kisi Ko JUDAAI N'a Mile .....
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Jo Ye Status Like Ne Kare Usey
THAND MAIN RAAZAI N'A MILEY ;D
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