Preeto 2 maid: Oh Santa, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Santa: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 620 views

Pathan

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

theif with a knife

theif with a knife:
Give all your money to me.

Man: Do you know who I am..?
I am the presiden of this country.

Theif: Really … Ok than give me my money back.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 Sardar Bathroom Mein Betha Tha

1 Sardar Bathroom Mein Betha Tha… Saamny Likha Tha
Paani Ka Ziyada Se Ziyada Istmaal Karein.
Wo Bethy Bethy 3 Lottey Paani Pi Gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maths Sir: What is a 'line'?

Maths Sir: What is a 'line'?

A Genius Answer:

A line is a dot, going for a walk..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bar... Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)