Preeto 2 maid: Oh Santa
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Santa, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Santa: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views
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