A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!". Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 776 views

Modern shadi

Larka larki k baap se:me ap ki beti ka hath mangne aya hun.
Baap :q?
Larka :q k mere hath thak gae hain is ko message kar kar k

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Hum Log Itnay Upper Aagaiy

Aik Sharabi Raat Kay Waqat
Apnay Dost Kay Sath Jaraha Hota Hay
Rastay Main Talab Per Nazar Parhti Hay
Tu Us Main Us Ko Chand Dikhta Hay
Woh Apny Dost Say Kahta Hay:
Yaar Ye Kia Hay
Dost Kehta Hay Chand Hay
Sharabi Hairan Ho Ker
Yaar Hum Log Itnay Upper Aagaiy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tujhe apna laptop bada karwana hai..?

Banta: tujhe apna laptop bada karwana hai..?

Santa: Haan yaar..

Banta: to fir Isme se
window nikalwa ke darvaja fit karva le..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What happened 2 ur network?

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sandal nikalu kya?

Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?



Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)