A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!". Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 876 views

Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar

Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar gaya or bell di ander sy..

Pinki boli : kon

Sardar: Main

Pinki: Main kon

Sardar: Tu pinki hor kon, pagal jayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Problem

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your
handbag to the office. Why?
Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
disappears.
Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am
for you?
Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than
this one

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei??? 

Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei??? 

Student:mere mamu k ghar se!!!!!!! 

Teacher:wo kase?!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Stdnt:jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen ''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........''''' 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek khoobsoorat si larki bus stop per khari

Ek khoobsoorat si larki bus stop per khari bus ka intezaar ker rahee thee. Paas kharey ek nojawan ney usey dekh ker fiqra kasa, “chand to raat mein nikalta hey, dopeher mein kis tarah?”

Larki ney foran jawab diya, “Ullu to raat mein bolta hey, din mein kaisey?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The problem is Pakistan

The problem is Pakistan k aadhey ameerzadey apney baap ko nhi jantey. They just keep asking others.. . . . . . . . .

Tu janta hey mera baap kon hey..??ToungeYay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)