A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!". Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 633 views

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two terrorists were fixing a bomb in a car

Two terrorists were fixing a bomb in a car.Funny
Terrorist1: What would you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing ?
Funny Terrorist2: Don’t worry, I have one more.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Hindu ki Lottery

Ek Hindu ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla

Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”

BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha, Zarur chalu gi. Par Aap kon bol rhe hain?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Log Footbal Ko Latin Q Mar Rahe Hain ?

Sardar Vs Pathan: Itne Saray Log Footbal Ko Latin Q Mar Rahe Hain ?

Pathan: Goal Karne K Liye Sardar G !

Sardar: Gol He Tu Hai Aur Kitna Goal Karinge

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

What Do You Call A Person

Teacher: What Do You Call A Person Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested?
Pupil: A Teacher

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)