A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!". Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 865 views

Oneliner: + When I Met My Wife

Oneliner: + When I Met My Wife I Knew She Was ‘Miss Right.!’ I Didn’t Know That Her First Name Was ‘Always’

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Hum Tou Achay Hain Na

Aj Ka Sabaq..
Agr Koi Hum Ko Acha Lagta Ha Tou Acha Wo Nhi Hum Hain,
Our Agr Koi Hamain Bura Lgta Ha Tou Bura Wahi Ha.
Kio K Hum Tou Achay Hain Na ..
Zindagi Say Koi Cheez Mango Tou Aese Maango,
Jesay Aap K Baap Ki Thi,
Our Nhi Mili Tou Konsi Aap K Baap Ki Thi.
Agr Koi Aap Ko Daikh Kr Darwaza Band Kr Daita Ha Tou Yaad Rakhain,
Kundi Dono Taraf Say Hoti Ha Aap Bhi Bahir Say Band Kr K Bhaag Jaye…
Aj K Liye Itna Hi Kafi Ha …

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sharaab Vakiye Hi Buri Cheez Hai

Daaru Ki Wajaah Se Barbaad Hue Santa Ne Kasam Li Ke Sharaab Kabhi Nahi Peeunga Aur Ghar Se Daaru Ki Saari Khali Bottles Fekne Laga.

1st Bottle Fenk Ke Bola: “Teri Wajah Se Meri Naukri Gayi”

2nd Bottle Fenk Ke Bola: “Teri Wajah Se Mera Ghar Bika”

3rd Bottle Fenk Ke Bola: “Teri Wajah Se Meri Biwi Chali Gayi”

4th Uthayi To Woh Bhari Hui Thhi, Kuch Soch Kar Bola

“Tu Side Mein Ho Ja Iss Mamle Mein Tera Koi Kasoor Nahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai?
Tumhari Ho Jaye?

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer?.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)