Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are u?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1222 views
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Tujhe bhula diya…
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