Santa 60th Birthday

Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?

Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 626 views
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