Pthan: proposed a girl,

Pthan: proposed a girl,

Girl:Lekin may tum se umar may 1 saal bari hun.

Pathan:Baji fikar kyun karti ho”Ham tum se agle saal shaadi karega.”!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 590 views
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