Sardar
Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good
Sardar: Bad
Interviewer: Come
Sardar: Go
Interviewer: Ugly
Sardar: Pichlli
Interviewer: PICHLLI?
Sardar: UGLY
Interviewer: Shut Up
Sardar: Keep Talking
Interviewer: Ok now stop it
Sardar: ok now carry on
Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa
Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh
Interviewer: Are yaar
Sardaar: Are dushman
Interviewer: Get Out
Sardar: Come In
Interviewer: U r Rejected
Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 799 views
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