Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai
Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 826 views
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