1 rat mujhsy star ne kaha
1 rat mujhsy star ne kaha
Tum Q us ko sms krty ho?
Jo tmhen mis nhi krty?
Me ny star se kaha
Beta apna kam kr
Star ban,
Star Plus ki saas na bun
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 531 views
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