pathan wins
Pathan wins 20 Crore from Rs.20 lottery ticket..
Dealer gave 16 Crore after deducting tax..
Angry Pathan: Hum ko poora 20 Crore deo ya mera 20 Rs wapis karo!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 817 views
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