Santa Aur Ek Admi Ki Kisi Bat Par Behas Ho Rahi Thhi

Aadmi: “Abe Hum To Udti Chidya Ke Bhi Par Gin Lete Hain”

Santa Uspar Huste Hue: “Issmein Kya Mushkil Hai? Do Hi To Hote Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 900 views

Uncovered Manhole

A blond is walking on the street when she suddenly falls inside an uncovered manhole.

She swears her way back up the ladder and manages to crawl all the way up, her clothes getting all torn up in the process.

When she gets back to the top she wipes off the sweat from her forehead and says "Thank God the hole wasn't covered, or I would've never made it out!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

I’m Going Ka Matlab??

Santa : “I M Going” Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?

Banta(Khub Soch Ke) :
Me Ja Raha Hu

Santa(Gusse Me) :Oye!Nahi Jane Dunga.Pehle Matlab Bata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Insan Ke Izzat Ki Mazbooti?

Teacher: Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:
MISS
“NARRA”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.

Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand MANIKCHAND

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar: Agr 1 Hath

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)