PUPIL: I plan to do absolutely nothing for the next three months.

TEACHER: That should be easy You've had nine months of practice doing that in school.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 704 views

If I Die What’ll You Do?

Banta: If I Die What’ll You Do?

Santa: I May Also Die.
Banta: Why?

Santa: Some Time Too Much Of Happiness Can Also Kill A Man.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Friends Saath Mein Bethay They

3 Friends Saath Mein Bethay They
1st One:
Yaar Main Itni Garam Chaye (Tea) Peeta Hoon K Jaisay Hee Ketlee Say Cup Mein Nikalti Hai Mein Peejata Hoon

2nd One:
Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai Mein To Ketlee Mein He Tyaar Ker K Ketlee Mein Hee Peejata Hoon

3rd One:
Uhh.. Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai
Main To Muh (Mouth) Mein Doodh, Patii Aur Cheenee (Sugar)
Daltaa Hoon Aur Gas Par Baith Jaatha Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 kuta ek shekh ki roti cheen k bhaga

1 kuta ek shekh ki roti cheen k bhaga
Shekh b kute k pechy bhaga Jab shekh bhagte bhagty thak gya to ruk k bola
ay Allah is roti ka swab dada marhoom ko dena.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Saas bahu ki demanden

Saas ki demanad larki khobsurat ho,ameer ho ,parhi likhi ho,kam umer ho,ghar k kam kaj me maher ho,



larki ki demand :saas na ho,

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Zindgi 4 din di

Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey. banta:aho!
banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)