Santa to Pandit – Ye aapke sir pe choti kyun?
Pandit – Ye antena hai, isse aache VICHAR aate
hai,
Santa – Kamaal hai, mere sar par DISH TV hai fir
bhi kuch nahi aata.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 783 views

pathan to dost

*. .Pathan: Yar Mujhe Police ne
Social Work Kerne per bohat mara

Dost: Social Work?

Pathan: Han, me ne Qabristan k
Gate per Welcome ka board lagaya Tha.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Papa mjhe Nokrani se pyar

Boy: Papa mjhe Nokrani se pyar hy Mei us se shadi kronga.

Major Rohail: Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho.

Boy: Kyu?
Major Rohail: Yehi galti mei ne b ke thi beta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A burglar

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Birth day sout

Bv:ap ki birth day k lye itna kemti sweet kharida hai k bus

Husband:acha zara dekhao kaisa hai
Bv:me abi pehan k ati hon

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Trouble paying attention?

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?

Pupil: No teacher, I'm having trouble listening!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)