Ye aapke sir pe choti kyun?

Santa to Pandit – Ye aapke sir pe choti kyun?
Pandit – Ye antena hai, isse aache VICHAR aate
hai,
Santa – Kamaal hai, mere sar par DISH TV hai fir
bhi kuch nahi aata.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 817 views
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