Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1267 views
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