Aap ka gadha aap se
Aap ka gadha aap se ruth gaya,
ja k nadi me dub gaya,
dubte hue bola.. "ab or dukh nahi
sahenge"
1 hi ghar me 2 nhi rahenge.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 858 views
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