WO KON C UNGLI HAI
FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..
WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???
RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1052 views
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