Sardar was busy removing

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board.

Parking is only for 2 wheeler

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 786 views
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