Teacher: Larki or Larkay me kia faraq ha?

Teacher: Larki or Larkay me kia faraq ha?

Chintu: Larki 1 saal me 1 he bachay ki Maa bn skti ha jb k Larka 1 saal me 365 bachon ka Baap bn skta hy.

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