1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye? 2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 624 views

Women Drivers

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I m notice

Santa: yaar I m Notice a very Impotant thing
Banta:- Wht is dis?
Santa: Jab railways Fatak Bhand hota hai
Tab
Tab
Tain Jarur aati ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aaj Dua Qubool Ho Hi Gayi

Ek Pinjre Mein Kuch Tote Ek Toti Ko Chhed Rahe The.

Jabki Dusre Pinjre Mein Ek Tota Pooja Aur Dusra Tota Namaz Padh Raha Tha.

Malik Ne Socha: “Kitne Nek Tote Hain, Inke Pinjre Mein Toti Safe Rahegi”

Usne Toti Ko Nek Toton Ke Pinjre Mein Daal Diya.

To Pooja Karne Wala Tota Namaz Padhne Wale Tote Se Bola

Tota: “Utho Khan Sahab Dua Qubool Ho Gayi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardar to his wife

sardar to his wife: Darling, years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.

Banto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml
now it’s 1.5 ltr.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Memon Toothbrush Dena

Memon : Toothbrush Dena

Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar : Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho

Memon : Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)