gir;mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho?
tumari koi behan nahi he kya

boy;hai is liye to dekh raha hoon
girl; koun?

boy ; meri behan ko bhabi cahiye..........

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 832 views

NASA ne 4 Marathi babus

NASA ne 4 Marathi babus ko Chand pe bhejne ka
faisla kiya.
Magar Marathi babus adhe raste se hi vapis aa
gaye.
Marathi Babus said: Aaj to AMAWAS hai na, Chand
to hoga hi nahi..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

husband and Wife

Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa
Wife: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda?
.
Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher

Teacher:
Batao k Chooza anday se kese nikalta hy?


Sardar:
Miss ay gal ani Important nai,

Sochan wali gal ay ha k Ay kanjar anday wich wariya kinij:-?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boy : Jan-e-man!

Boy : Jan-e-man!

Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl :
.
.
.
.
.
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya chappal tootnay tak pitega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man's car stalled

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning.

When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.

"Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer.

The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer.

"Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)